Friday, March 25, 2005

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Okay, folks. Let's have a little contest. Who can come up with the best caption for this picture?

28 Comments:

At 1:01 PM, March 25, 2005, Blogger Unknown said...

"No Child Left Behind"

 
At 1:49 PM, March 25, 2005, Blogger Bobby said...

Back in MY day, we wore these things all the way to school. Five miles, walking through wind and snow, with chairs stuck around our necks. And no fancy EMT's to cut them off of us, either.

 
At 5:06 PM, March 25, 2005, Blogger Jim said...

(as the kid winks over at his friends) "See, told you I could get a sucker, works every time..."

 
At 6:54 PM, March 25, 2005, Blogger Lenny said...

Cheap Halloween Costume Ideas: "I'm crazy chair-on-my-head kid. Now give me candy 'cause I'm so crazy!"

 
At 9:53 PM, March 25, 2005, Blogger Alex F said...

"A young Ryan Lister succumbs once again to the pressure of being double-dog dared."

 
At 9:54 PM, March 25, 2005, Blogger Alex F said...

"Welcome to Kentucky, where education pays!"

 
At 10:20 PM, March 25, 2005, Anonymous Anonymous said...

The phone call every parent dreads.

 
At 10:21 PM, March 25, 2005, Anonymous Anonymous said...

"What these geniuses don't know is that I could get my face unstuck just by sucking in my cheeks... Mwa ha ha ha ha!"

 
At 10:24 PM, March 25, 2005, Anonymous Anonymous said...

When they had finally pried little Timmy free, they realized too late that it hadn't been a chair at all, but an experimental life-support system. In loving memory of Timmy McGillicutty 1996-2005.

 
At 10:44 PM, March 25, 2005, Anonymous Anonymous said...

The above is my homage to The Far Side.

 
At 11:31 PM, March 25, 2005, Anonymous Anonymous said...

"I know a game we can play," Michael Jackson said, "Heee, heee!"

 
At 11:38 PM, March 25, 2005, Blogger Kornopolis said...

That Michael Jackson one is so wrong.

 
At 11:41 PM, March 25, 2005, Anonymous Anonymous said...

"But my lips hurt real bad"

 
At 11:52 PM, March 25, 2005, Blogger Chad said...

"D'you know human head weighs eight pounds?"
the kid from Jerry Maguire says.

 
At 11:55 PM, March 25, 2005, Anonymous Anonymous said...

Undercover narcotics agents extract a dime bag from the rectum of 12-year-old Juan Vasquez.

 
At 1:06 AM, March 26, 2005, Blogger Del said...

"Here, you do it! I'll hold him down."

 
At 1:07 AM, March 26, 2005, Blogger Del said...

Whatever happened to people just stealing your lunch money or giving you swirlies. This is going a bit too far.

 
At 1:07 AM, March 26, 2005, Blogger Kristin said...

ugh. That's gross.

 
At 1:10 AM, March 26, 2005, Anonymous Anonymous said...

Kip: No Napolean, I'm real busy!

Napolean: But my lips HURT REAL BAD!

Kip: Go borrow some from the nurse, I know she has like 5 sticks in her drawer

Napolean: Ew I'm not borrowing some from the nurse! GROSS!

 
At 1:10 AM, March 26, 2005, Blogger Kristin said...

(the undercover narcotics one is gross)

 
At 1:42 AM, March 26, 2005, Anonymous Anonymous said...

For the 5th annual Pleasant Valley Mental Institution Magic Show, Weird Gary will attempt to saw a kid in half.

 
At 5:39 AM, March 26, 2005, Blogger Micah said...

I don't think he would want to spend the rest of his life with a chair on his head; we'd better remove his feeding tube.

 
At 1:43 PM, March 26, 2005, Blogger Jason Ramage said...

Little Johnny often felt he didn't receive the credit due to him for his creative methods of getting out of Ms. Strickland's math class.

 
At 9:34 PM, March 26, 2005, Blogger leslie said...

ok, no lie, that happened in my class last week. And when we got the kid out he said, "I knew that would work; I just needed to do something so the class would stop learning."

 
At 3:50 AM, March 27, 2005, Anonymous Anonymous said...

If only the state would give the school more money....the costume department wouldn't have to resort to such measures for an octopus costume.

 
At 4:39 PM, March 27, 2005, Anonymous Anonymous said...

Erin, that was great.

 
At 1:02 AM, March 28, 2005, Blogger yochanan said...

damn that was a strong FART!!

 
At 11:26 PM, March 28, 2005, Anonymous Anonymous said...

EMT: Well son, we're gonna have to remove your head. But, I've got good news.

Boy: what, you can put it back on...and I want die?

EMT: Oh no, your a goner. But, I just saved money on my car insurance

 

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