Back in MY day, we wore these things all the way to school. Five miles, walking through wind and snow, with chairs stuck around our necks. And no fancy EMT's to cut them off of us, either.
When they had finally pried little Timmy free, they realized too late that it hadn't been a chair at all, but an experimental life-support system. In loving memory of Timmy McGillicutty 1996-2005.
ok, no lie, that happened in my class last week. And when we got the kid out he said, "I knew that would work; I just needed to do something so the class would stop learning."
I'm 30 years old. My husband and I have 2 amazing sons: Noah Spurgeon and Isaiah Newton. I love Sonic cherry limades, singing and playing guitar, cuddling with my husband first thing in the morning, and salty foods.
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"No Child Left Behind"
Back in MY day, we wore these things all the way to school. Five miles, walking through wind and snow, with chairs stuck around our necks. And no fancy EMT's to cut them off of us, either.
(as the kid winks over at his friends) "See, told you I could get a sucker, works every time..."
Cheap Halloween Costume Ideas: "I'm crazy chair-on-my-head kid. Now give me candy 'cause I'm so crazy!"
"A young Ryan Lister succumbs once again to the pressure of being double-dog dared."
"Welcome to Kentucky, where education pays!"
The phone call every parent dreads.
"What these geniuses don't know is that I could get my face unstuck just by sucking in my cheeks... Mwa ha ha ha ha!"
When they had finally pried little Timmy free, they realized too late that it hadn't been a chair at all, but an experimental life-support system. In loving memory of Timmy McGillicutty 1996-2005.
The above is my homage to The Far Side.
"I know a game we can play," Michael Jackson said, "Heee, heee!"
That Michael Jackson one is so wrong.
"But my lips hurt real bad"
"D'you know human head weighs eight pounds?"
the kid from Jerry Maguire says.
Undercover narcotics agents extract a dime bag from the rectum of 12-year-old Juan Vasquez.
"Here, you do it! I'll hold him down."
Whatever happened to people just stealing your lunch money or giving you swirlies. This is going a bit too far.
ugh. That's gross.
Kip: No Napolean, I'm real busy!
Napolean: But my lips HURT REAL BAD!
Kip: Go borrow some from the nurse, I know she has like 5 sticks in her drawer
Napolean: Ew I'm not borrowing some from the nurse! GROSS!
(the undercover narcotics one is gross)
For the 5th annual Pleasant Valley Mental Institution Magic Show, Weird Gary will attempt to saw a kid in half.
I don't think he would want to spend the rest of his life with a chair on his head; we'd better remove his feeding tube.
Little Johnny often felt he didn't receive the credit due to him for his creative methods of getting out of Ms. Strickland's math class.
ok, no lie, that happened in my class last week. And when we got the kid out he said, "I knew that would work; I just needed to do something so the class would stop learning."
If only the state would give the school more money....the costume department wouldn't have to resort to such measures for an octopus costume.
Erin, that was great.
damn that was a strong FART!!
EMT: Well son, we're gonna have to remove your head. But, I've got good news.
Boy: what, you can put it back on...and I want die?
EMT: Oh no, your a goner. But, I just saved money on my car insurance
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