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What in the world?! What is this guy saying about that...thing...behind him?
posted by Nikki Leigh Daniel @ 7/27/2005 10:50:00 PM
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The Story of Nikki Tatom
A Random Site About Random Stuff.
Wednesday, July 27, 2005
About Me
- Name: Nikki Leigh Daniel
- Location: Augusta, GA
I'm 30 years old. My husband and I have 2 amazing sons: Noah Spurgeon and Isaiah Newton. I love Sonic cherry limades, singing and playing guitar, cuddling with my husband first thing in the morning, and salty foods.
Previous Posts
- Shark Infested Waters
- You Say I Only Hear What I Want To
- Is It Just Me?
- The Boldness of an Anonymous Commenter
- Put Some Clothes On!!
- The Strangest Feeling
- Standards
- Best Dog?
- Burritos and Folk Music
- Seriously?
Hip Blogs
- Dr. Al Mohler
- Dr. Russell Moore
- Nick Nye
- Laura Beth Atwood
- Alex Forrest
- Alex ONAN!
- Leslie Follmar
- Espresso Roast (David Price)
- Brittany Nye
- Erin Woods
- Bobby Giles
- Lenny Tavernelli
- Balaji Sekar
- Thad Norvell
- Del Shaffer
- Lorie King
- Jason Ramage
- Christa Webb
- Stuart Swicegood
- Cheryl Rupp
- Jared Bridges
- Becca Conner
- Russ Kreuter
- Mad Enough To Pray (Laura Roberts)
- Donna Millard
- Kristin Verzwyvelt
- Jeremy Perrine
- Tom Branch
- Strong Bad
- Jonathan Christman
- The Duck and the Goose
- Chad and Erika Johnston
- Christine Hnat
- Founders Blog
- Jonathan Hodges
- Le-to-TO
- Lindsay
- Lindie
Music You Should Check Out
Sites That I Like
- Sojourn
- Voice of the Martyrs
- Piper
- The Park Studio
- Southern Seminary
- Dr. Nettles and the Others
- SBTS Blogs
22 Comments:
To be spoken in your best arkansan twang..."it is a cross tween john-boat and lazy-boy, I call it a lazy-boat...i got the idea when the ditch flooded the trailer and washed my recliner off the back porch."
hope you are well...miss you much...30 more days til Madelines due date...lets talk soon...jason
Also to be spoken with a twang....
"Well see what happened was....."
After being evicted Billy-Bob wondered why he didn't take more than one chair from his homhaving to entertian a diner party is his new aqua-pad.
I swear ta gawd awmighty I jes saw mysef sittin' in dat chair right dar
My name is Bob. I like to chase ducks.
's 'ere's wut I lak to call my pontune bote.
I'll be a horn-swangled toady frong. She dun got the double-wide and all I got was dis dadgum chair - but its good for fishin. Next week I'm gonna get me some duct tape and...
Step on into Bubba's House of Love.
"Over there, in that pig pen I found a couple of Shoshoni arrowheads."
I know yer my sister, but do you want to go out wit me on dis here boat and make out? Then we can gig for frawgs, that there Busch Light Draft is making me thirsty, dang.
Me 'n Roy, we decided t'call this here craft the Robert E. LeeRoy, after Robert E. Lee and also after Roy over there, since he done built it. Roy, I mean, not Robert E. Lee.
"As the world will witness today,I am now going to sit in this chair and these ducks will give me a haircut."
I don't think you've heard a country boy tell a story.
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Well, I inheritted dat dere lawn chair sittin' a'top of dat craft from mah Great Uncle Shammy when he done passed on last September. He kinda had an odd smell to him but he was pretty good with a shotgun so we'd go huntin' every now and again. Now ya might be thinkin, "Dang George, that's a mighty fine piece of outdoor furniture!" and I reckon I would agree. Da part where it gets tricky is dat I ain't got no LAWN. I done tried usin' it in other peoples lawns but dem seffish rich folk jus runned me off. Only place I could figur' people ain't got no right to run me off is out here in da lake. Dat's when I dreamed up da "LakeLounger 5000." Cousin Emil said I should call it da "Lake Lounger 2000," but I says to him, "Emil," I says, "Emil, you ain't shootin for da stars. If ya want yer product to have legs, ya gotta go bigger!" So I decided to use "5000", which I figur' is 'bout 3000 better than "2000". Yeah, I s'pect dey'll be a whole fleet of dese out here once I get da patent through...
Oh for sure Indo wins. That was awesome!
Was this Kevin Federline before he met Britney Spears?
I ain't got no dang money, so I have to use my vast imagination. I named her the SS Minnow like that TV show.
I figure one-a these days they gonna let me be on that survivin' show....Hey Larry. What's the name uh that survivin' in Africa show? I dunno. Anyhow. I figure I better git ta practicin my survivin skills. I ain't ate nutin but roaches and algea fer 16 days. i figure if I cun survive out her on dis here lawnchair raft eatin bugs and algae. I sure dog gone dang gonna win that show when them dem productioner folks le'me on it.
"Water-Chair: Dual of wheel-chair for those who can't swim."
Nice blog.. I like the post about the girls and the clothes.. will read more soon..
"My name's Johnny and It might be a sin, but I'll take your bet, you're gonna regret 'cause I'm the best that's ever been...", Johnny replies as the devil lowers his golden bass boat into the water.
Hey Nikki, I just heard the great news about your engagement. Congratulations! He's a lucky guy. Take care, Will (Bobby's friend) Seizure later...
ENGAGEMENT?!?!?!?!
Nikki, i need to know these things!
For the caption. "Well I passed out drunk in my yard in down in New Orleans and I must have slept for days. I dreamt that I was Noah. When I woke up it was raining and I figured that my dream was a message from God. But Dang if he only gave me a few minutes to throw my "Arc" together. And the only animals I was able to "save" were them there ducks. Well, I didn't really save them. They're pretty mean and they chased me all the way. So you say this is Galveston?" submitted by Lane Tatom
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